[Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines]
Repairman #1: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Repairman #1: Oh... yeah.
[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]
Repairman #2: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Homer: Your point being...?
#classic
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